Lady Elizabeth Ethel Cordelia Midford ♣
- Wife of the Queen’s Watchdog.

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offensiveowl:

m1ss-e:

thollukthcaptor:

DSDFJSKDHFASDFKJASDHF LOOK AT IT

IT’S LIKE A CAT

HERE I’M IN YOUR LAP LOVE ME

aspdvklfmonds;lnamdklbso;l <33333333

Me

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all of time and space, everything that ever happened of ever will.. where do you wanna start?

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cherry blossom

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A short horror story: 

robotlauren:

lilykyrie:

where did the spider go?

#ALL ABOARD THE NOPE-TRAIN TO FUCKTHATVILLE

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mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

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zeino-edits:

that’s me

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dangling-thpider:

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

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